Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The best proof that fairy tales are fictional is the fact that the prince is always an intelligent and handsome single man.
  • I’m now at the age where happy hour is a nap.
  • *Googles: How to fake your own death and erase existence before 9am Monday morning.
  • If I would’ve known that you were going to ask me what I was thinking, I wouldn’t have been thinking what I was thinking.
  • Just a reminder that you’re not allowed to hit your coworkers. Even if they’re stupid. I asked. Twice.
  • I have everything you could possibly ever need in my purse, except for money.