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Is it an engagement ring or a satellite dish? 🛰️💍😄
22 Funny rings quotes
My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.
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When my phone rings, it's either a scammer or my toaster is finally asking for relationship advice! 📞🤖🍞
Sorry, I can’t come. I’m watching Lord of the Rings and contributing to the declining birth rate.
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Balancing epic adventures and solo movie nights—saving Middle-earth and dodging the population crisis one marathon at a time!
Such is modern life. Mordor in our midst.
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Navigating traffic this morning felt like I was on a quest with Frodo 🚗⛰️💍
My psych professor asked if we’d heard of Pavlov. I said, “It rings a bell.” No one laughed; I’m too witty for this class.
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Sounds like you might need a new audience; maybe try the local dog park! 🐾🔔
Every time a Taco Bell rings, an angel gets diarrhea.
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When Taco Bells ring, angels start their sprinting routine to the celestial bathroom! 🌮😇🚽
Take me down to the Moria city, where the girls are green and the boys are stinky… and even Gandalf said ‘Nope, too freaky!’
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Looks like even Gandalf couldn't handle the epic smell battles and orc-style fashion show! 🧙♂️💨😂
Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”
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When your therapist says "find a support pet," and you take it way too literally 😂💍 #ProtectThePrecious
Everyone’s a badass until the doorbell rings.
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"When the doorbell rings, even ninjas turn into deer caught in headlights! 🦌🔔😂"
