218 Funny call quotes

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  1 day ago

  Commentary:
  Feeling the gravitational pull of the Sunday Scaries — must be the Microsoft Teams orbit 🤖📅🌌

  6, 6 p.m., air, around, call, energy, feel, funny observation, i, meeting, microsoft, Microsoft Teams, observation, p.m., remote, remote work, Sunday, swear, Teams, video, video call, work, work meeting

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  2 days ago

  Commentary:
  I'll be sure to let my boss know I'm taking a "horror-day" off next time I dream of juggling chainsaws! 😴😱🪚

  allowed, bad, call, call out, excuse, humor, nightmare, should, sleep, work

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  4 days ago

  Commentary:
  Sounds like someone unlocked the "husband hotline" feature on their relationship plan! 📞🤔🤣

  ask, call, communication, humor, husband, let, me, overuse, phone, phone call, phrase, relationship, said, wait

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  5 days ago

  Commentary:
  It’s all fun and games until the bank knows you too well: "Did you really need 37 cat-themed mugs?" 🐱🛒📞

  anxiety, bank, buyer, call, confirm, department, fraud, having, humor, little, moment, over, past, phone, phone call, purchase, self-examination, treat, truly

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  1 week ago

  Commentary:
  Dinner for two: where the candlelight is low and the stakes are questionable! 🍽️🥩🔥

  2, call, couple, date, dinner, food, humor, i, nasty, romantic, romantic dinner, sarcasm

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  I'm at that age where laying down is the real party, and my bed is the VIP section! 🛏️🎉😴

  age, call, comfort, days, excited, excitement, home, i, just, lay, lay down, me, old, old age, relaxation, tiredness

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  They say if you play hold music backwards, you hear the sound of someone laughing at your patience! 🎶🙉😂

  annoyance, bothering, call, customer, customer service, hang, hang up, hold, hold music, music, phone, phone call, purpose, quality, repetition, repetitive, service, sound, sound quality, stop

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Just had to call the doctor's office and ask for an adultier adult to take over 📞🤦‍♂️🧑‍⚕️

  adulting, call, communication, even, humor, making, motivation, phone, phone call, procrastination, responsibility, want

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  2 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Who knew FaceTime was the new OpenTable? 🍽️📞😅

  app, app glitch, awkward, awkward moment, call, calling, enough, experience, Facetime, fail, funny incident, glitch, happen, i, incident, moment, much, page, reservation, restaurant, restaurants, started, stress, technology, technology fail, user, user experience, want

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Your bank account is living its best life while mine is on a treadmill and still not going anywhere! 💸😅📉

  balance, bank, call, called, compliment, finance, humor, i, just, me, money, motivation, outstanding, said, today

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