223 Funny call quotes

• Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

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  4 days ago

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• Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He’s from India, and he’s very concerned about my car warranty.

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  6 days ago

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• My stomach just made the exact sound of the “your” in “your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system.”

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  2 weeks ago

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• My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.

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  2 weeks ago

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• Only bots from Nigeria are allowed to call me dear.

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  2 weeks ago

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• I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

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  3 weeks ago

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• You should be allowed to call out of work if you have a really bad nightmare.

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  3 weeks ago

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• Can’t wait to overuse the “My husband said,” “Let me phone my husband,” “I’ll ask my husband.”

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  4 weeks ago

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• Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

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  4 weeks ago

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• 69. Some might call it nasty. I call it a romantic dinner for 2.

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  4 weeks ago

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