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126 Funny call quotes

For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

Funny Quotes Apr 1, 2025

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

Funny Quotes Mar 31, 2025

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

Funny Quotes Mar 21, 2025

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

Funny Quotes Mar 11, 2025

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

Funny Quotes Feb 25, 2025

Your call is really important to us but first enjoy this clarinet number for the next seventy five minutes.

Funny Quotes Feb 24, 2025

I’m at that age where someone can call me the wrong name and I’m just like “whatever, I’ll be Dan for a minute”.

Funny Quotes Feb 18, 2025

Some call it flirting… I call it just being extra nice to someone who is extra attractive…

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Sorry I missed your call 8 months ago. Is everything okay?

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

A fun thing to do at work is call in sick and stay home.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Have come to the devastating realization that I am an over-nodder on video calls.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

You should be able to call in sad to work.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025

Saw an article on “100 things to do before you die.” Was surprised Call 911 didn’t make the list.

Funny Quotes Feb 1, 2025