230 Funny call quotes

• Nobody declines a call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.

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  23 hours ago

  3-year-old, call, child, distraction, faster, humor, nobody, phone, technology, toddler, video, watching, YouTube

• Working as a 911 operator but hanging up when someone starts screaming because I’m an empath, and it overwhelms me.

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  1 week ago

  911, 911 operator, call, call center, center, emergency, empath, hanging, humor, job, job struggle, me, operator, overwhelmed, screaming, someone, struggle, work, working

• Are you gonna call me beautiful today, or do I need to go to the gas station?

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  1 week ago

  beautiful, call, flirtation, gas, gas station, humor, i, me, need, station, today

• I miss when people didn’t talk on speakerphone in public.

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  2 weeks ago

  annoyance, call, communication, etiquette, i, miss, nostalgia, people, phone, phone call, public, speakerphone, talk

• It’s messed up that there are a million songs about love, but zero about hopping on a quick call with key stakeholders.

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  2 weeks ago

  call, communication, humor, irony, key, life, love, million, quick, song, songs, stakeholder, work, work life, zero

• Jokes on you, unknown number. I barely answer my phone for people I know.

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  2 weeks ago

  answer, avoidance, call, communication, humor, i, interaction, joke, jokes, know, number, people, phone, social, social interaction, unknown, unknown number

• Best time to reach me is when I’m at work. Don’t bother me when I’m at home.

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  2 weeks ago

  best, bother, boundary, call, communication, home, humor, me, phone, phone call, reach, time, timing, work

• Goodnight Outlook, goodnight Teams, goodnight Zoom.

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  4 weeks ago

  call, communication, goodnight, humor, meeting, office, office humor, outlook, remote, remote work, Teams, technology, video, video call, virtual, virtual meeting, work, Zoom

• Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He’s from India, and he’s very concerned about my car warranty.

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  4 weeks ago

  age, am, being, call, car, car warranty, check, check-up, day, every, humor, i, India, little, me, older, older age, phone, phone call, scam, scam call, someone, telemarketing, warranty

• My stomach just made the exact sound of the “your” in “your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice messaging system.”

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  1 month ago

  automatic, call, humor, just, messaging, sound, stomach, system, voice, voice messaging system

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