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Funny call quotes highlight those awkward and hilarious moments when the phone rings, and chaos (or confusion) follows! 😂📞 Whether it’s dialing the wrong number, getting caught off guard during a call, or saying something you immediately regret, these quotes remind us that phone calls are often more comedy than communication. Here’s to all the funny mix-ups that happen when we pick up the phone! 😆🤦♀️☎️
Trending Funny Call Quotes 🔥
- I feel sorry for Netflix era kids. They will never know the high stakes adrenaline of running away in an ad break, with the beckoning call of a sibling screaming “It’s ON!” to send you hurdling over furniture to get back in time.
- I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.
- If you’re alone on Thanksgiving, venmo me $25 and I’ll call and ask you when are you gonna get a “real” job and give me grandchildren.
- Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.
- The main difference between my dog and my kid is my dog responds to her name being called.
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Top Funny Call Quotes 🔥
- Called in, “I can either stay home today and learn to play this accordion or bring it in with me. Your call.”
- You look like the kind of person whose recorded calls have been used for training purposes.
- Amazing how fast my addiction to my phone is cured the moment I get a phone call.
- You don’t scare me. I used to have to call and ask a girl’s parents if she was there.
- Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.
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