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The real morning people are the ones that wake up to call radio stations.

4 days ago

Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

2 weeks ago

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

2 weeks ago

For years I thought an oncologist was just the doctor they kept on-call at all times.

3 weeks ago

When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real.

3 weeks ago

TikTok? I still call it a watch.

1 month ago

Call a girl beautiful 1000 times and she won’t notice. Call her fat once and she will never forget. That’s because elephants never forget.

1 month ago

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

1 month ago

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

1 month ago

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

1 month ago

If you call me from a private number, I’ll respect your privacy and won’t answer.

1 month ago

Marriage is like a phone call at the night: First there’s the ring, and then you wake up.

1 month ago

If you pass out in front of your kids they will either try to call an ambulance or use you as a trampoline. You just don’t know.

1 month ago

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?

1 month ago

I don’t miss calls, I stare at them.

1 month ago

Some people call me crazy. I prefer the term happy with a twist.

1 month ago

If my coworker doesn’t stop asking questions on this Zoom meeting, I will drive across town and slap his face on the call.

1 month ago

Date idea: you hold my hand while I call the dentist and you tell me I’m so brave.

1 month ago

Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

2 months ago

WhatsApp calls should indicate whose internet is poor to avoid unnecessary arguments.

2 months ago