Working as a 911 operator but hanging up when someone starts screaming because I’m an empath, and it overwhelms me. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Imagine empath levels so high, even my phone has an auto-hang-up button! 📞🤣🧘" Related funny posts 🤝 Just walked by an empath and his head exploded. I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes. Things can feel really overwhelming. Sometimes days or even weeks can get really hectic. Don’t forget that life is all about getting as much phone time as possible. Never lose sight of that. Hello 911? Yes, my wife is forcing me to walk over to meet the neighbors. Why is judge the only job where you can bang a little hammer to make people shut up? I’ve needed that in literally every job I’ve had.