Jokes on you, unknown number. I barely answer my phone for people I know. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When unknown numbers throw a party, guess who's not picking up! ππ΅π" Related funny posts π€ The reason I donβt trust polls is because the people being polled are people who willingly answer the phone when an unknown number is calling them. Unknown numbers will call me, then expect me to talk first. Welcome to the breathing competition. I was having a great day, and then, people. Absolutely no reason for a single guy to be in a sunflower field. Get out of there, pervert! If I could turn water into wine, Iβd have lots of followers too.