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Count me in! Who needs sleep when we can have romantic eye bags together? 😴❤️🥰
240 Funny call quotes
I do not care how bad the relationship is, I am NOT calling a radio station for advice.
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Sounds like calling a radio station for advice on relationships is like asking a dog for directions! 😂📻🔍
Let’s call it a year. I’ve had enough. Merry Christmas, y’all.
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Time to fast-forward to Christmas and call it quits! 🎄🎅 Bye, 2023, don't let the calendar hit you on the way out! 🎉👋
At the doctor’s office, booing all the names being called that aren’t mine.
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Waiting room talent show: "And the next act is… not me! Boo! 🎤👎🤣"
The younger generation will never know the fear and anxiety of calling your friend’s house, and their parents answer the phone.
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Ah, the good old days of mini heart attacks before we even knew what "Hello" meant! 📞😱📞
Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.
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When your WiFi is reliable but your brain isn't 😂🤖🔧
Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.
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Oops, my screen froze in panic mode, now my phone needs therapy! 📱😂💆♀️
My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.
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When my phone rings, it's either a scammer or my toaster is finally asking for relationship advice! 📞🤖🍞
Deleting my Call of Duty account so the army can’t see my potential, and I don’t get drafted.
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If hiding from the draft were a sport, I'd have a gold medal by now.
My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.
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Adding cross emoji and Bible verse to internet persona: ✅ Now to leave wholesome comments and spread kindness! 😇🙏📖