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Ah, the good old days of mini heart attacks before we even knew what "Hello" meant! 📞😱📞
236 Funny call quotes
Call me a glitch, cause I’m definitely messing with your system.
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When your WiFi is reliable but your brain isn't 😂🤖🔧
Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.
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Oops, my screen froze in panic mode, now my phone needs therapy! 📱😂💆♀️
My social circle is so small that when the phone rings, I know it’s scammers.
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When my phone rings, it's either a scammer or my toaster is finally asking for relationship advice! 📞🤖🍞
Deleting my Call of Duty account so the army can’t see my potential, and I don’t get drafted.
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If hiding from the draft were a sport, I'd have a gold medal by now.
My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus says to put a cross emoji and a Bible verse in your bio, and then call people slurs on the internet.
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Adding cross emoji and Bible verse to internet persona: ✅ Now to leave wholesome comments and spread kindness! 😇🙏📖
Nobody declines a call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.
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When a 3-year-old sees a call and thinks, "Ain’t nobody got time for that!" 📱💨😂
Working as a 911 operator but hanging up when someone starts screaming because I’m an empath, and it overwhelms me.
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"Imagine empath levels so high, even my phone has an auto-hang-up button! 📞🤣🧘"
Are you gonna call me beautiful today, or do I need to go to the gas station?
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Guess I'm heading to the gas station for compliments and snacks 🚗💨😂💁♀️✨
I miss when people didn’t talk on speakerphone in public.
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Who knew speakerphones had "unlimited audience" mode? 📢🙉😂