69. Some might call it nasty. I call it a romantic dinner for 2. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Dinner for two: where the candlelight is low and the stakes are questionable! 🍽️🥩🔥 Related funny posts 🤝 My wife and I always eat dinner as fast as possible so we can have a popsicle. Her idea of a romantic setting is one that has a diamond in it. Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”. My friends have canceled our dinner plans two nights in a row. I’m starting to think they don’t like dinner. We argue about where to go for dinner for so long, it eventually becomes an argument on where to go for breakfast.