Can we call situationships ‘affairs’ again? It sounds more adult and less desperate. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Adding an air of sophistication to chaos since… never ππ· #situationshipElegance Related funny posts π€ Do you think I’ll read a book again at some point or will I continue to dumb myself down with 12 hours of screen time? We’re all mature, until someone pulls out some bubble wrap. Instead of hairstyles and make-up, there should be YouTube tutorials on polite behavior. When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs. Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.