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Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

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Don’t worry. You’re exactly where you should be in life. Because you’ve made horrible choices.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has copied:

I’m just so lazy because I’m still recovering from the fact that I used to be the fastest sperm.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has bookmarked:

Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has bookmarked:

I unload the dishwasher backwards… just to feel something.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

I just want a man to look at me the way Doc from ‘Back to the Future’ looks when something exciting happens.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Due to intense brain fog all of my thoughts have been grounded until further notice.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has shared:

Now that I got a library card, I’m moving differently.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has shared:

You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

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Seen just now on Instagram:

The holidays may be over by my work ethic is still out of the office.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Shared recently on Snapchat:

It’s healthy to be a little insane sometimes.

Trending via WhatsApp:

90% of the ocean is unexplored, which means there could be a McDonald’s down there.

Going viral on YouTube:

We work all week to work some more around the house all weekend long. Isn’t life grand?

Breaking via Telegram:

My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.

Spotted on X:

Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

Shared recently on Slack:

Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

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Funny cash quotes 💸 bring a hilarious twist to the serious world of money 💰! Whether you’re saving, spending, or just dreaming of that payday, these witty sayings add a splash of humor 😄 to your financial journey. Get ready to laugh while thinking about those green bills and coins 🤑—because who said money talk has to be boring? Let’s make cash conversations fun and lighthearted! 🎉✨

New funny cash quotes 👇

1 week ago
Share →: Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

Commentary:
Looks like I'm about to start my new career as a professional coin juggler 💰🏃‍♂️✨
4 weeks ago
Share →: Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0.

Commentary:
Trying to top up both my gas tank and my OCD meter at the same time! ⛽️😂 #PumpPerfection
2 months ago
Share →: If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

Commentary:
"Who knew the secret to happiness was pocket money therapy? 💸😂🤗"
2 months ago
Share →: You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Commentary:
"Who needs therapy when there's a Benjamin facelift for the soul? 💸😂 #RetailTherapyNotIncluded"
4 months ago
Share →: Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

Commentary:
"Bitcoin is like Kohl’s Cash for boys – except instead of redeeming it for discount kitchen appliances, they trade it for imaginary Lamborghinis 🚗💸 #CryptoJunkies"
5 months ago
Share →: I only accept apologies in cash.

Commentary:
"If you're going to say sorry, make sure it's accompanied by some dough – because 'I'm sorry' just doesn't quite cut it when you're talking to my bank account!"
5 months ago
Share →: I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

Commentary:
"Who needs love when you have a wallet full of cash? Just remember, money talks – but love can't buy you groceries!"
Jan 28, 2025
Share →: Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

Commentary:
"Seems like empathy has its limits when it comes to lending money, huh? 😂💸#FairWeatherEmpaths"
Jan 26, 2025
Share →: The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

Commentary:
"Move over, regular cows, the Cash cows are here to moooo-tivate the herd! 🐄💰 Who needs milk when you can have money? 😂💸 #CashCows"
Jan 24, 2025
Share →: “Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

Commentary:
"Who needs fun when you can have a million dollars in cold, hard cash 💸💰 Girls will be girls…with expensive tastes! 😄💁‍♀️ #CashOverFun"

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Someone from 🇻🇨 has downloaded:

Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

I will not accept a hint. I will act dumb until you say it clearly to me.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has downloaded:

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

Someone from 🇲🇦 has viewed:

Every house is a dream house when you can’t afford one.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has viewed:

Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has viewed:

Texting a man first feels like I’m on my hands and knees begging him to talk to me.

Someone from 🇧🇫 has viewed:

My plant is drunk, it’s growing in the wrong direction.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has bookmarked:

After ten true crime podcasts you start to think you could probably solve a murder. After a hundred you start to think you could probably get away with one.

Someone from 🇧🇸 has shared:

Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

Someone from 🇨🇬 has copied:

Getting mad at your hair is a whole different kind of angry.

Social Media Log 💫

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

Just landed via Snapchat:

Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

Making waves on Messenger:

They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

Just shared via Instagram:

I am writing a book about reverse psychology. Please don’t buy it.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Having to write cover letters is so dumb. Do you really believe my dream ever since I was a little girl was to work for you? No. It was to ride a pony on a funky space rainbow. Grow up.

Making waves on Snapchat:

Nothing is smaller than the X on ads to click them away.

Seen just now on Slack:

Had the bed all to myself last night, so you know what that means… I slept in a slightly different spot, and now my neck feels weird.

Just shared via X:

You can’t confuse me. I already don’t know what’s going on.

Live now on Facebook:

Sorry I didn’t text you back, I was pretending I didn’t see it and ended up actually forgetting.

Shared recently on Reddit:

IKEA is the swedish word for “relationship meltdown in a public place.”

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