Funny cash quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If you see me sad, just hug me and put some money in my pocket.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew the secret to happiness was pocket money therapy? "

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  1 month ago

  Share →: You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs therapy when there's a Benjamin facelift for the soul? #RetailTherapyNotIncluded"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Bitcoin is just Kohl’s Cash for boys.

  Commentary:
  "Bitcoin is like Kohl’s Cash for boys – except instead of redeeming it for discount kitchen appliances, they trade it for imaginary Lamborghinis #CryptoJunkies"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I only accept apologies in cash.

  Commentary:
  "If you're going to say sorry, make sure it's accompanied by some dough – because 'I'm sorry' just doesn't quite cut it when you're talking to my bank account!"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs love when you have a wallet full of cash? Just remember, money talks – but love can't buy you groceries!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash.

  Commentary:
  "Seems like empathy has its limits when it comes to lending money, huh? #FairWeatherEmpaths"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

  Commentary:
  "Move over, regular cows, the Cash cows are here to moooo-tivate the herd! Who needs milk when you can have money? #CashCows"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: “Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs fun when you can have a million dollars in cold, hard cash Girls will be girls…with expensive tastes! #CashOverFun"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t need to touch grass, I need to touch one million dollars cash.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs grass when you can roll in a bed of crisp Benjamins? Talk about living the high life! Just remember, money can't photosynthesize like grass does… but hey, it does pay for a fancy lawn service! #CashOverGrass"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone's immune system is on strike! Don't worry, with some extra Vitamin C, you'll be financially and healthily recovered in no time! #VitaminCash #ThriveAndSqueeze

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