Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here pumping gas until the dollar amount ends with 0. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to top up both my gas tank and my OCD meter at the same time! ⛽️😂 #PumpPerfection Related funny posts 🤝 Diet hack: Spend your money filling up your gas tank so you won’t have money for groceries. I hate having a ton of anxiety and no energy. It’s like having a tank full of gas and no engine. The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole. How are they running out of oxygen if they’re breathing it right back into the submarine? Having a horse run off on you in medieval times must have been crazy. Imagine if your car got scared and ran away, and you found it a day later by itself at a gas station.