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Gonna close my bank account and keep all my money on me, like Sonic the Hedgehog.

Posted onMay 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes
Playful quote about hiding money like Sonic the Hedgehog for humorous effect.
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Looks like I'm about to start my new career as a professional coin juggler πŸ’°πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈβœ¨

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