I only accept apologies in cash. Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"If you're going to say sorry, make sure it's accompanied by some dough – because 'I'm sorry' just doesn't quite cut it when you're talking to my bank account!" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My apologies to your congregation. I totally misunderstood when you asked for missionary volunteers. Apologies for the late response, instead of spending three minutes answering your email, I ignored it and felt anxious for two weeks. Everyone’s an empath until I need to borrow some cash. Apologies for the delays. The suitcase smashing machine has broken down, so we’re having to smash suitcases by hand. Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.
