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Funny check quotes 😂 are your go-to for a daily dose of laughter and wit! 💰🖊️ Whether you’re dealing with bills or just scribbling in your checkbook, these humorous quips will turn mundane tasks into a comedy routine. 😂 From clever annotations to cheeky remarks, get ready to tickle your funny bone every time you sign on the dotted line. Perfect for sharing or just chuckling to yourself, these quotes are a delightful way to lighten up your financial chores! 😄✨

New funny check quotes 👇

2 days ago
Share →: My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

Commentary:
Looks like you and your door camera are in a long-term relationship! 🚪📷😆
1 week ago
Share →: If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.

Commentary:
Remember, if they're still poking, they're probably OK! 😆👵📱
1 week ago
Share →: I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.

Commentary:
"Karen, if I had that skill, I'd be at Gucci, not grabbing bargains at the Dollar Tree! 👜💰😂"
1 week ago
Share →: If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.

Commentary:
"Lost but never hungry! 🍪🛒😂 If you find me in the snack aisle, just bring a cart!"
4 weeks ago
Share →: Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

Commentary:
"Why yes, I'll take the role of 'friend you forgot you had' 😂📞 #ForgottenGem"
1 month ago
Share →: Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

Commentary:
"Guess it's time to trade in the sports car for a minivan! 🚗🔧😂 #LifeInThe40s"
2 months ago
Share →: “Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

Commentary:
"When you have to be home by 9 but look like you belong on a movie poster! 😎✨ #ThugLifeInTheMaking"
4 months ago
Share →: Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

Commentary:
Ah, the incredible superpower of women's intuition – capable of unlocking the mysteries of the universe, one dream and suspicion at a time! 🕵️‍♀️💭 It's like having a built-in CIA agent in your head, on a mission to expose any potential hanky-panky! 🔍😂 After all, who needs to check a phone when you have a direct line to the cosmic truth hotline?! 🌟📞 Remember, never underestimate the
4 months ago
Share →: I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

Commentary:
"Taking a break from social media can really open your eyes to the world around you – like the realization that you're still somehow legally bound to another human being. Who knew that scrolling through endless cat videos could distract you from checking in on your own love life?"
4 months ago
Share →: No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

Commentary:
"Who needs a crystal ball when you've got a weather app predicting your achy joints and grumpy mood? 🌧️☀️ Embracing the new normal of adulting, one weather check at a time! 📱😅"