56 Funny check quotes

• Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He’s from India, and he’s very concerned about my car warranty.

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  1 week ago

  age, am, being, call, car, car warranty, check, check-up, day, every, humor, i, India, little, me, older, older age, phone, phone call, scam, scam call, someone, telemarketing, warranty

• I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

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  1 week ago

  attitude, check, complaint, complaints, contact, daughter, humor, i, manufacturer, parent-child, please, response, told, witty, witty response

• Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

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  4 weeks ago

  check, Christmas, Christmas dinner, conservative, conservative relative, dinner, experiment, family, family gathering, gathering, Grindr, humor, noise, notification, notification noise, phone, phone ringer, play, prank, relative, ringer, social, social experiment

• I recently discovered “movies.” They’re usually like an hour and a half long, and a pretty good way to kill time. Check it out.

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  4 weeks ago

  activity, check, discovery, entertainment, fun, good, half, hour, humor, i, kill, movie, pretty, time

• I don’t mean to disrupt the hotel industry, but how about checkout is 24 hours after you check in?

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  1 month ago

  after, check, check-in, checkout, hospitality, hotel, hours, humor, i, industry, joke, mean, time, travel

• The lion does not concern himself with the check engine light.

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  2 months ago

  animal, car, check, check engine light, concern, engine, humor, light, lion, metaphor

• Teens are like, “My homework isn’t done, but check out this presentation I made on why I need Instagram.”

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  2 months ago

  check, distraction, done, excuse, homework, i, Instagram, media, need, presentation, procrastination, school, social, social media, technology, teen, teenager, teens, why

• Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.

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  2 months ago

  alert, attitude, care, check, feelings, humor, Monday, reality, reality check, sarcasm, spoiler, spoiler alert, workweek

• Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”

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  2 months ago

  break, break time, check, childhood, days, eating, memory, missed, missed school, nostalgia, remember, right, school, think, time

• My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.

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  2 months ago

  alert, camera, check, curiosity, door, door camera, funny habit, habit, home, home security, just, me, outside, security, stepping, stepping outside, temperature, temperature check, warm, weather, weather curiosity

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