57 Funny check quotes

• I actually check my emails every day in hopes I’m going to get some life-changing news someday.

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  7 hours ago

  actually, check, communication, daily, daily routine, day, digital, digital life, email, emails, every, expectation, going, hope, hopes, humor, i, life, life changing, life-changing news, news, procrastination, routine, someday

• I actually do check to see if you told me happy birthday before I tell you.

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  9 hours ago

  actually, before, birthday, check, communication, expectation, happy, honesty, humor, i, interaction, me, memory, social, social interaction, tell, told

• I hate it when I check my transactions history, and everything adds up like damn, so no one stole from me.

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  9 hours ago

  banking, check, everything, finance, hate, history, humor, i, me, money, spending, stole, surprise, theft, transaction

• Ever since I was young, I wanted to check my email for a verification code.

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  13 hours ago

  check, childhood, code, digital, digital life, email, ever, humor, i, life, online, online security, security, technology, verification, verification code, wanted, young

• The websites that let me check out as a guest are the real heroes.

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  15 hours ago

  check, checkout, convenience, guest, guest checkout, hero, let, me, online, online shopping, real, shopping, website, websites

• An easy way to check if you’re attractive: send a “Hey” DM and see if they reply.

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  22 hours ago

  attractive, check, communication, DM, easy, flirting, humor, media, message, reply, send, social, social media

• Check yourself before you Shrek yourself.

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  3 weeks ago

  before, check, check yourself, culture, humor, meme, movie, movie quote, pop, pop culture, pun, Shrek, yourself

• Being a little older, I am very fortunate to have someone call and check on me every day. He’s from India, and he’s very concerned about my car warranty.

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  1 month ago

  age, am, being, call, car, car warranty, check, check-up, day, every, humor, i, India, little, me, older, older age, phone, phone call, scam, scam call, someone, telemarketing, warranty

• I told my daughter to check her attitude, and she responded, “For complaints about attitude, please contact the manufacturer.”

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  1 month ago

  attitude, check, complaint, complaints, contact, daughter, humor, i, manufacturer, parent-child, please, response, told, witty, witty response

• Play the Grindr notification noise at Christmas dinner to see which conservative relatives panickedly check their phone ringer.

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  2 months ago

  check, Christmas, Christmas dinner, conservative, conservative relative, dinner, experiment, family, family gathering, gathering, Grindr, humor, noise, notification, notification noise, phone, phone ringer, play, prank, relative, ringer, social, social experiment

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