37 Funny check quotes

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  1 week ago

  Share →: Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.

  Commentary:
  "Why yes, I'll take the role of 'friend you forgot you had' 😂📞 #ForgottenGem"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.

  Commentary:
  "Guess it's time to trade in the sports car for a minivan! 🚗🔧😂 #LifeInThe40s"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: “Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.

  Commentary:
  "When you have to be home by 9 but look like you belong on a movie poster! 😎✨ #ThugLifeInTheMaking"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: Women who don’t check a man’s phone will still use their intuition and dreams to find out if he’s cheating.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the incredible superpower of women's intuition – capable of unlocking the mysteries of the universe, one dream and suspicion at a time! 🕵️‍♀️💭 It's like having a built-in CIA agent in your head, on a mission to expose any potential hanky-panky! 🔍😂 After all, who needs to check a phone when you have a direct line to the cosmic truth hotline?! 🌟📞 Remember, never underestimate the

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

  Commentary:
  "Taking a break from social media can really open your eyes to the world around you – like the realization that you're still somehow legally bound to another human being. Who knew that scrolling through endless cat videos could distract you from checking in on your own love life?"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: No one tells you that the older you get, the more often you check your weather app.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a crystal ball when you've got a weather app predicting your achy joints and grumpy mood? 🌧️☀️ Embracing the new normal of adulting, one weather check at a time! 📱😅"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the great snowflake mystery… 🤔❄️ Who's out there meticulously inspecting each flake for uniqueness, I wonder? Maybe a team of very dedicated tiny scientists armed with magnifying glasses! 🔍🔬 Or perhaps it's just Mother Nature's way of keeping us entertained! 🌬️😆 #SnowflakeInspector"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My body’s check engine light has been on for years.

  Commentary:
  "I must have missed that software update… 🚗⚠️ Maybe I should trade in this model for a newer, more reliable model! 😅💡"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Have we checked all food to see if exploding it makes it into something better or did we just stop with corn?

  Commentary:
  "Why did corn get all the attention when there's a whole world of food waiting to be exploded into greatness?! 🌽💥🍴 Maybe if we start exploding more foods, we'll uncover the next culinary revolution…or at least have some epic kitchen fails to laugh about! 😂🔥 #ExplodingEdibles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

  Commentary:
  🚨🤯🎤 "Attention! Recent studies confirm: the world's supply of interesting individuals remains unaffected by your self-assessment. 😅 Keep calm and carry on, for the universe has yet to discover your riveting tales!" 🌍🚀 #HumilityCheck #StayHumble

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