If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Remember, if they're still poking, they're probably OK! 😆👵📱 Related funny posts 🤝 Accidentally clicked a post about UFOs, and now my Facebook algorithm thinks I’m a much different person. I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti. “How is the job search going?” First of all, that is a violent question. And it hurts me, by the way. And second, how the hell should I know. I don’t always seize the day. Sometimes I poke the day with my index finger and go, ew, ew, ew, ew. Parents be like “don’t believe everything you see on the internet” then believe everything they see on Facebook.