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Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

Don’t ring my doorbell unless you’re accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check.

Commentary:
"Sorry, no camera crew, balloons, or big check? 📷🎈💰 Please let the doorbell rest – it's been through enough drama already! 🚪😄 #NoCheckNoPeek"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged balloons, big, big check, camera, camera crew, check, crew, doorbell, expectations, funny request, holding, humor, request, ring, surprise on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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