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When homework takes a backseat to PowerPoint skills: future CEO in the making! 📊😂📱
57 Funny check quotes
Spoiler alert: Monday doesn’t care about your feelings.
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Mondays are just Fridays in disguise with a bad attitude! 🙃😤📅
Remember those days when you missed school and you’d check the time and think, “They’re eating right now.”
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Ah, the nostalgia of sick days: where you could time travel from bed straight to the school cafeteria! 🛌⏰🥪
My door camera alerts are all just me stepping outside to see how warm it is.
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Looks like you and your door camera are in a long-term relationship! 🚪📷😆
If anyone is still on Facebook, please check on my parents.
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Remember, if they're still poking, they're probably OK! 😆👵📱
I hate when cashiers feel the need to check if my money is real. If I could make counterfeit money, I wouldn’t be at the Dollar Tree, Karen.
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"Karen, if I had that skill, I'd be at Gucci, not grabbing bargains at the Dollar Tree! 👜💰😂"
If I ever go missing, check the snack aisle. I’m probably just deciding.
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"Lost but never hungry! 🍪🛒😂 If you find me in the snack aisle, just bring a cart!"
Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me.
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"Why yes, I'll take the role of 'friend you forgot you had' 😂📞 #ForgottenGem"
Enjoy your 30s, because in your 40s, your first check engine lights come on.
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"Guess it's time to trade in the sports car for a minivan! 🚗🔧😂 #LifeInThe40s"
“Thug life,” I whisper to myself as I check out my sunglasses in the mirror.
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"When you have to be home by 9 but look like you belong on a movie poster! 😎✨ #ThugLifeInTheMaking"