Check yourself before you Shrek yourself. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Turning green with laughter! ππ’ Related funny posts π€ Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything. Donβt you hate it when you buy veggies and when you get them home you realize theyβre donuts? You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids. Imagine if every time you stepped into an elevator, it played the “Mission Impossible” theme. You ever look at yourself on the self-checkout camera and think, βwow, I better write my will.β