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Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

Feb 2, 2026

After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.

Feb 2, 2026

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

Feb 2, 2026

Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

Feb 2, 2026

How do you text “okay” but in the rudest way possible?

Feb 2, 2026

Social media is a great way to make new enemies.

Feb 2, 2026

Mixed signals mean they don’t like you like that. It’s that simple.

Feb 2, 2026

Remember the good old days when you didn’t have to wonder if the person messaging you was a bot or not?

Feb 2, 2026

I wish someone would light up the way Siri does when I say, “Hey.”

Feb 2, 2026

Not now, I’m befriending a crow and teaching it how to deliver handwritten love notes.

Feb 2, 2026

My Wi-Fi is stronger than my will to socialize.

Feb 2, 2026

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right louder.

Feb 2, 2026

If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

Feb 2, 2026

Libraries were a good start, but we really need to keep working on the number of places where people shouldn’t be allowed to talk.

Feb 2, 2026

I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that.

Feb 2, 2026

Answering your cell when you don’t recognize the number is like picking up a hitchhiker.

Feb 2, 2026

Since I stopped texting first, I haven’t heard from a lot of people in a while.

Feb 2, 2026

You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

Feb 2, 2026

My wife has a weird habit of starting conversations by saying, “Are you even listening to me?”

Feb 2, 2026

OK, just so everybody’s clear, I’m going to put my glasses on.

Feb 2, 2026

I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

Feb 2, 2026

Nudes are played out. Send me a video of you reading out loud so I know you’re not dumb.

Feb 2, 2026

I love befriending yappers. They bring the yapping out of me. Then we yap together. Yapping is so much fun.

Feb 2, 2026

I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, but nothing worse than being called on the phone.

Feb 2, 2026

I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

Feb 2, 2026

Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

Feb 2, 2026

“Can my boyfriend come?” Will he contribute to our conversation, at least one question?

Feb 2, 2026

Without the words ‘literally’ and ‘like,’ I am nothing.

Feb 2, 2026

Sometimes a little rudeness to establish that you don’t fancy nonsense is really important.

Feb 2, 2026

What part of “hiii” do you not get? I’m in love with you.

Feb 2, 2026

I feel like my greatest accomplishment today has been not saying what I’m thinking out loud.

Feb 2, 2026

Some things are better left unsaid, unless you’re on X.

Feb 2, 2026

“There’s something beautifully intimate about never speaking to a person again.”

Feb 2, 2026

Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

Feb 2, 2026

I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying.

Feb 2, 2026

My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

Feb 2, 2026

Have nothing to say, I just wanted to appear in your newsfeed.

Feb 1, 2026

Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

Feb 1, 2026

Imagine being social on social media.

Feb 1, 2026

I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

Feb 1, 2026