I do my best to kill everyone with kindness, but they don’t seem to be dying. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Well, if kindness doesn't end them, maybe your cooking will! 😂🍽️❤️ Related funny posts 🤝 Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper. Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. Make it worse by saying they look tired. Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason? I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking. “What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.