I stopped writing “Feel free to reach out if you need anything else” at the end of my emails because please don’t do that. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Feeling generous until they actually reach out for the 27th time! 😂✉️🙈 Related funny posts 🤝 I was thinking of becoming self employed, but due to cutbacks, I can’t afford to hire me right now. Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you. Weird how I can’t seem to reach anything at the grocery store when hot men are around. My employer is totally caring. They pay so poorly that I can’t afford to have an alcohol or drug problem. Because it is Friday, I will allow one beautiful woman to invite me for drinks.