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I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself.

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When Mother Nature becomes a sassy pen pal 😂🌧️📡️

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged code, communication, frustration, humor, i, insomnia, learned, me, morse, Morse code, myself, rain, sleep, swear, swear word, telling, word on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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