I learned Morse code, and then I couldn’t sleep because the rain kept telling me to go fuck myself. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When Mother Nature becomes a sassy pen pal ππ§οΈπ‘οΈ Related funny posts π€ I really donβt believe all of these women are actually named βSassyβ My Facebook friends are like my pen collection. I have 100 but only one writes. That awkward moment when someone gets angry at you for clicking a pen, but you have to click it one more time to use it. When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen, man, that pressure is real. Prison pen pal doesn’t want us to write each other anymore. Finds my life too depressing.