Imagine being social on social media. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Why be social when you can just stalk from the shadows? ππ Related funny posts π€ The concept of a drive-by doesnβt really exist in the swamp biome; instead, people rap about doing bog-emerges. I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person. Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop. I’m a social media influencer in that I’ve influenced people to ignore me on social media. I think social media is marvellous. You type your thoughts into it, and then insane people let you know if they like them or not.