Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Achieving Olympic-level self-restraint, one unspoken comment at a time! 🤐🏅😂 Related funny posts 🤝 Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say. Watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would, is one of life’s greatest challenges. New challenge called “don’t say ‘wow it’s already dark by five these days’ for the rest of winter” Never miss a good chance to shut up. Sometimes I’ll do a random act of kindness, like keeping my mouth shut, for example.