Funny quotes confidence

127 Funny confidence quotes

Humble enough to know I can be replaced, but wise enough to know ain’t nobody else like me.

1 week ago

Eat whatever you want. If someone calls you fat, eat them too.

2 weeks ago

No longer chasing dreams. If they want me, they know where I nap.

2 weeks ago

I see you liked my selfie, but what about my ideas?

2 weeks ago

I will always be hotter than everyone who hates me.

2 weeks ago

The sexiest woman you know is trying to maintain her balance between insanity and genius.

2 weeks ago

A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

1 month ago

Establish dominance at work by drinking iced tea in a wine glass.

1 month ago

People that tell us what sex gods they are, what do you want us to do with that information?

1 month ago

If the interviewer doesn’t think it’s cool when you pull a quarter out of his ear, the job wasn’t good enough for you anyways.

1 month ago

Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape.

1 month ago

I’m sorry, but when you call me ‘batshit crazy’ it’s almost starting to sound like you think it’s a bad thing!

1 month ago

Don’t let anyone treat you like pond water. You are Fiji water, okay?

1 month ago

Don’t judge me. I was born to be awesome, not perfect.

1 month ago

Not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to do something stupid.

1 month ago

Grab your own butt! Love yourself!

1 month ago

Even Hotmail is hotter than me.

1 month ago

Can’t argue with a guy that has curly hair. Whatever you say, gorgeous.

1 month ago

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.

1 month ago

If you can’t handle me while I’m broke, then you don’t deserve me when I have $600.

1 month ago