294 Funny confidence quotes

• Establish dominance by dropping your panties first.

  ---

  1 hour ago

  confidence, dominance, dropping, flirting, humor, panty, relationship

• I’m doing pretty good for someone who rarely has a clue.

  ---

  3 hours ago

  attitude, clue, cluelessness, confidence, doing, good, humor, pretty, self-deprecating, someone

• My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.

  ---

  3 hours ago

  always, coffee, confidence, daily, daily routine, drink, humor, plan, plans, routine, same, sexy, today

• Shade coming from a tree bearing no fruit could never phase me. Carry on.

  ---

  4 hours ago

  attitude, carry, comeback, coming, confidence, fruit, humor, me, never, phase, shade, tree

• The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

  ---

  4 hours ago

  back, confidence, empowerment, flex, humor, independence, real, relationship, run, woman

• Being rich is going to look so cute on me.

  ---

  7 hours ago

  aspiration, being, confidence, cute, going, humor, me, rich, self-love, wealth

• Imagine hating me, and I’m just over here playing with my arm fat.

  ---

  9 hours ago

  arm, arm fat, body, body positivity, confidence, fat, here, humor, imagine, just, me, over, playing, positivity, self-love

• Attention to detail is so sexy, study me, baby.

  ---

  9 hours ago

  attention, attention to detail, baby, confidence, detail, flirtation, humor, me, sexy, study

• Knowing I’ve been called crazy, but never ugly, is how I sleep at night.

  ---

  10 hours ago

  confidence, crazy, humor, i, knowing, never, night, self-acceptance, sleep, ugly

• Don’t let the fact that I’m deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you’re in the presence of a genius.

  ---

  13 hours ago

  confidence, fact, genius, humor, let, presence, sarcasm, seriousness, wit

All funny confidence quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌