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The older I get, the easier it is for me to look at a situation and say: “Yeahhh, I’m out.”

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Maybe if we paid our streaming services even more, they could stop jacking up the volume on the commercials they make us watch, even though we are paying for the service.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡­ has viewed:

Asian girl at tech company: Wow, everyone here is so friendly.

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Songs discovered from movies are usually a masterpiece.

Someone from πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί has shared:

I really hope that I look like the mirror version of me, and not the camera version.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡­ has shared:

I’m so good at missing early morning meetings, I can do it with my eyes closed.

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The older I get, the more I walk like Charlie Chaplin.

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Mr. Beast is like if they made Dubai into a person.

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Phone is a cigarette for eyes.

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Fake laughing at work is mentally exhausting. Please just leave me alone.

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Spotted on Reddit:

Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

Going viral on Facebook:

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

Just landed via X:

The hottest thing a man can be is boring in his 30s.

Live now on Messenger:

When my friends and I talk about sex, it’s never sexual. It feels scientific, almost.

Seen just now on Facebook:

If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.”

Live now on Instagram:

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

Shared recently on Slack:

You ever killed your own vibe by remembering?

Just landed via Messenger:

Since I started following the wisdom of ancient Chinese philosopher Fuk Yu, my life has been so much better…

Making waves on Slack:

Hear me out. A waiting room where the doctors wait.

Shared recently on WeChat:

Breaking news: you’re way less interesting than you think you are.

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97 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I’m changing the game. I’m starting to thank people from the top of my heart.

56 shares on Snapchat this month:

I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.

69 shares on Snapchat this month:

I didn’t really feel old until my doctor hit me with the β€œat your age…”

66 shares on WeChat this month:

One of the biggest struggles of being an adult is deciding what to make for supper. Every. Single. Night.

71 shares on Snapchat this month:

Saying “essentially” is a more sophisticated way of saying “basically.

53 shares on Telegram this month:

Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

12 shares on Telegram this month:

Humanity doesn’t always make a compelling case for its continued existence.

46 shares on Snapchat this month:

My youngest had a mandatory drugs and alcohol lecture today at school, and he still can’t mix a proper drink.

38 shares on Pinterest this month:

Saying “You’re tearing this family apart” whenever someone argues with me.

75 shares on WeChat this month:

The older I get, the more I hate making extra stops after work. I drive home like I’m late for the house.

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Enjoying the consequences of my actions.

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Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

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No longer praying on your downfall. I will be directly involved.

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I wish more dumb people were shy.

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Being social sucks all my energy.

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My step counter doesn’t judge. For him, steps to the fridge are just as valuable as a walk.

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Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

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I don’t think the makers of protein powder have ever had chocolate.

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“Angry on the internet” is such an unfortunate personality.

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I love dogs with human names because you get to say things like Bob pooped on the rug again.

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Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡³ has shared:

I’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡Ύ has bookmarked:

You are not in a situationship. You are texting a man who doesn’t like you.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡² has shared:

Prior to the arrival of Paper and Scissors, Rock faced no competition.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡¬ has viewed:

As you get older, nothing loses its sting more than an authority figure saying they are disappointed in you. Like, I don’t know what to tell you, dude, we can’t both live in the prison of your expectations.

Someone from πŸ‡¬πŸ‡² has shared:

Spending money is too easy. For my bank account’s sake, I need a bridge troll to ask me three riddles before I’m allowed to buy something.

Someone from πŸ‡²πŸ‡© has downloaded:

Monday: The only day when you can wear the same outfit from the day before without anyone noticing.

Someone from πŸ‡³πŸ‡¬ has bookmarked:

Acting jealous while secretly cheating is a pure talent of witchcraft.

Someone from πŸ‡°πŸ‡² has bookmarked:

That moment when you clean the apartment and a year later everything is dirty again.

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Ain’t no way there’s billions of us and nobody got superpowers.

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My family asked me what I wanted for Mother’s Day, so I packed their bags and changed the locks.

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Trending via Reddit:

Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

Break-up so bad, he blocked me on PokΓ©mon Go.

Seen just now on TikTok:

I once broke up with a guy because he ate half my french fries, and when I get really lonely, I still think about those french fries.

Going viral on Snapchat:

Remember that even the worst haircut will eventually grow on you.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Been there, done that. Then, been there several more times, because apparently I never learn.

Spotted on WeChat:

Everyone wants a drunk text until I’m doing it at noon.

Going bananas on TikTok:

Brushing your teeth at night is a hellish chore. Walking from bed to bathroom feels harder than working in the mines all day. I’m getting pissed just thinking about it.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Does no one disappear in the Bermuda Triangle anymore, or is there just too much other news?

Live now on Snapchat:

My my husband’s favorite thing is when I blame him for losing something that’s actually in my hand.

Just shared via Discord:

I just want someone who can read a book with me in silence, and then do ungodly things sometimes.

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