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I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

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It’s so cool when people who write for a living admit that they don’t read books or have thoughts.

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My anti-theft device in my car is that it’s manual.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

Once you’ve been single for a long time, you realize how exhausting relationships can be.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

Someone from 🇩🇰 has shared:

Apparently, it’s rude to poke someone in the forehead and yell “Skip Intro” when they start talking to you.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has shared:

When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

Someone from 🇳🇱 has downloaded:

About to watch Tenet for the first time and I enjoyed it.

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Careful, “friend”. One more word about Shakira and you might find out just how fast I can draw this blade.

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Making waves on TikTok:

How can people lift weights? My arms get tired just by putting my hair up in a ponytail.

Spotted on TikTok:

I respect the moon because it controls three of our most precious entities: oceans, wolves & women.

Trending via LinkedIn:

I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

Going viral on Instagram:

Every night, millions of teeth go unbrushed.

Just landed via Messenger:

Uh oh, said somethin’ weird. Better fix it by saying something even weirder.

Seen just now on Telegram:

The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

Therapy isn’t about being “fixed.” It’s about being your therapist’s favorite patient.

Trending via X:

Waitress: “Do you have any questions about the menu?” Me: “What kind of font is this?

Going viral on Slack:

I have never “lit up a room” unless you count arson.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

Skinny people are easier to get blown around by storms. These donuts are for my safety.

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Someone from 🇸🇮 has shared:

I see WWIII is about to kick off again. I’d best cancel the milk and get the cat in.

Someone from 🇹🇭 has viewed:

You’re like if “nope” was a person.

Someone from 🇳🇬 has viewed:

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

Someone from 🇸🇾 has viewed:

That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has copied:

The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has downloaded:

I have now spread out a blue tarpaulin in the garden. I want it to look like I have a pool on Google Maps.

Someone from 🇪🇨 has copied:

Can you lose weight by running away from your feelings?

Someone from 🇵🇬 has bookmarked:

People say “go big or go home” like going home is a bad thing. Heck yeah, I want to go home, and I’ll have a nap when I get there.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has downloaded:

This Monday could have been an email.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has downloaded:

According to your ex, what’s exactly wrong with you?

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Going viral on Messenger:

Do clouds ever look down on us and say, “This one is shaped like an idiot”?

Live now on TikTok:

I cannot hear a word you are saying if your hoodie strings are uneven.

Making waves on Messenger:

Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores.

Going viral on TikTok:

Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

Freshly posted on Discord:

If a company’s hiring sign says, “Come grow with us,” you’re about to do the job of 3-5 people.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

That awkward moment when everything is going so perfectly… and then you wake up.

Spotted on Slack:

Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly.

Live now on WeChat:

Life tip: If all of your bathrooms are full and you’re waiting for someone to finish, just turn off the WiFi in the house.

Just shared via LinkedIn:

If you’ve never had a cheeseburger change your mood, you’ve never had a cheeseburger.

Freshly posted on TikTok:

Riding a bike is an insane concept. You just sit and run at the same time.

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