Unfortunately for things, they have no choice but to work out for me. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like the universe got my memo—failure is not an option! 😎✨ Related funny posts 🤝 For someone who is afraid of failure, I’m very unmotivated. That depressing moment when you pull up to work and the building is not engulfed in flames. The nerve of a majority of people I meet being younger than me. How dare them? Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn. If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant.