I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Why wait for honks? Blast some music and strut your stuff, green light or not! 🚦💃🎶 Related funny posts 🤝 The goose: Canada’s most violent saxophone. I will play my favorite song until the artist comes out of my phone to ask for water. Me drinking green tea: this is going to fix everything. If a man says he’ll fix it, he will fix it. There’s no need to remind him every six months. Accessories can really boost a woman’s self-confidence. For example, I know I would feel 10x sexier if I carried a sword with me at all times.