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Brushing my teeth in my underwear: a glamour event that's totally underappreciated 😂💫🪥
299 Funny confidence quotes
Imagine thinking you have all the answers.
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Pretending I have the answers, but really just a professional guesser! 🎲🤔
I’m heading to the beach without a beach body.
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Who needs a six-pack when you’ve got a cooler full of snacks? 🍕🏖️😎
Everybody looks sexier when they are happy.
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Proof that laughter is the best beauty product! 😄💅
What’s it called when you’re super insecure but, at the same time, you can walk into a room full of people and think you’re better than everyone else?
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That's called being a humble-brag magician: magically insecure and overconfident at the same time! 🎩✨😎😅
I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.
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High standards save lives, and my prince still hasn't figured out my Wi-Fi password yet! 😂👑📶
Just once, I’d like to experience the confidence of a goose walking directly into traffic.
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Talk about thinking you're untouchable—those geese must have been former traffic wardens in a past life!
Being underestimated is my favorite plot twist.
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Every time someone underestimates me, I feel like the surprise twist in the final scene of a poorly-organized mystery novel.
I’ve been a main character since birth.
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Sounds like the camera crew has been following you around for a while! 🎬😂🌟
From a very young age, I knew that everyone was wrong and I was right.
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I always knew I was a prodigy in the field of being right! 😎🧠