Iβve been a main character since birth. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like the camera crew has been following you around for a while! π¬ππ Related funny posts π€ Donβt ring my doorbell unless youβre accompanied by a camera crew and holding balloons and a big check. Everyone on the bus thinks that they are the main character, when in reality the main character is the bus. My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project. I tried to take a picture of myself in the shower, but my camera kept fogging up. I have selfie steam issues. The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.