I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When it comes to semicolons, I'm 100% committed to my 50% confidence; 😅📚 Related funny posts 🤝 You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently. Whatever you do today, do it with the confidence of a 4-year old wearing a Batman cape. Don’t be alarmed at my semicolon usage; I’m a professional. I just wish I had the confidence of my husband who thinks everything only takes 5 minutes. I named my eraser Confidence because it gets smaller after every mistake I make.