Gatekeeping how insanely handsome I am by looking like total shit all the time. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Keeping it low-key by blending in with the potato squad! 🥔✨ Related funny posts 🤝 Nobody will know you’re stoned if you’re always stoned. Tell me I’d look good in a potato sack or lose me forever. When I get to work, I always hide first, because a good worker is always hard to find. Shoutout to all ladies dating silently without making noise on social media. May God give you another man as a bonus. Me (seductively looking at a potato): would mash.