I look so pretty today. I should go for a walk and let the people enjoy this. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I'm off to spread some joy with my face, the neighbourhood deserves it! 🌟😎🚶♂️ Related funny posts 🤝 After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face. People are always saying “not today, Satan” but what if we just hear him out. I am convinced that size matters, especially when it comes to the heart. What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people? People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.