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Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

3 months ago

After an hour on this team meeting I’m not wanting to be a team player anymore.

3 months ago

I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

3 months ago

All these laws are really getting in the way of my driving.

3 months ago

I have neither the patience nor the crayons to show you why this is a bad idea.

3 months ago

Dear Math, I don’t want to solve your problem, I have my own problems to solve.

3 months ago

I hate when my kids ask me impossible questions like: What day is it?

3 months ago

Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

3 months ago

Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

3 months ago

Every day I ask ChatGPT if it knows where my keys are and if it ever knows the answer, I’m suing everybody.

3 months ago

Just once I’d like to buy a house plant that didn’t have the lifespan of a soap bubble.

3 months ago

When I find it, I don’t need it. When I need it, I can’t find it.

3 months ago

I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth.

3 months ago

Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

3 months ago

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

3 months ago

Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

3 months ago

I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys, phone, temper, and my mind.

3 months ago

It’s funny how when you’re at work, “Go to hell” comes out as “No problem.”

3 months ago

Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

3 months ago

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

3 months ago