Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

Hate when you’re trying to take a nap and the dentist is all “Please open your mouth.”

Commentary:
“Trying to catch some Z’s but the dentist is out here ruining nap time vibes like 🦷🛌😂 #NapInterrupted”

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