Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.

Commentary:
“Ah, the irony of patience! 🚗💨 Admiring it from behind, but definitely not when you’re stuck behind a slow driver. Let’s hope they hit the gas pedal soon…⏳🚦😅”

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