My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work.

My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I'm still at work.

Commentary:
“Looks like your escape key is on strike, refusing to give you the much-needed break! 🤖⌨️ Keep hammering away and maybe your keyboard will finally let you escape to the weekend! 🏃‍♂️💼”

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