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I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

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I was neglecting my root chakra at the time, your honor.

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Being single for Valentine’s Day is way better than being in the wrong relationship.

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The way time stretches between the moment you put your hands under the air dryer and the realization it is in fact a paper towel dispenser.

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I don’t want to end this year on bad terms with anybody. Could you please apologize to me?

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I took a pole and found that 100% of people in the tent were angry.

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Being an adult means your pain never goes away, it just migrates to a new location in your body.

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I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

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Dating me is super easy. I text you at 8; you reply at 8:00:01.

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My dogs don’t feel earthquakes because they have constant gas.

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Making waves on Slack:

The bad news is there was a lot of turbulence on my flight this morning. The good news is my phone counted it as steps.

Trending via Discord:

There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

Reported on Discord:

Ah yes, my abandonment issues due to all the abandonment.

Making waves on Messenger:

The woman that cleaned my house could make a lot of money by threatening to release the before and after photos.

Shared recently on Threads:

“Love is in the air.” Wrong. Microplastics.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Imagine how organized the first person to write down a recipe must have been.

Spotted on Twitch:

I get all the cardio I need by running out of patience.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

Trending via LinkedIn:

The biggest first-world problem is having your favorite makeup product be discontinued.

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Turning to the person next to me and saying “thanks for nothing” as I get off the train.

I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

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I yelled at my cat and the other cats yelled at me. Like wow, okay, pay my mortgage then.

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Someone from 🇬🇶 has bookmarked:

I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

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If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

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Well, maybe grass should touch me for once. How about that?

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I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

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If Twitter has taught me anything, a lot of us aren’t ready for a spelling bee.

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I don’t want to brag but I found a recipe online, and then within three weeks not only made the recipe, but closed the tab on my browser.

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Just peed so much that a little laugh came out.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I hate the sounds you make when you chew.

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Apparently, when you treat people like they treat you, they get upset.

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I hate when people tell me I need to “get out of my comfort zone,” like I don’t even have a comfort zone; I am literally always uncomfortable.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on Instagram:

Why does the phone ring longer when you’re ignoring the call?

Breaking via WeChat:

She’s got style. She’s got grace. She dropped her cellphone on her face. She’s a lady.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

Breaking via Facebook:

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

Broadcasted on Facebook:

I had a Russian Uber driver the other day. His name was Pikup Andropov.

Just shared via Reddit:

Halloween pumpkins look even scarier if you just use the ones from last year.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

Having a crush on someone is just having a lack of information on someone.

Just shared via TikTok:

My swear jar is filing for an IPO soon.

Trending via Messenger:

I love being wrong, it’s just like being right except easier and I get to be stupid, which is my favorite thing.

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I don’t need to bring anything to a knife fight, because I don’t go to knife fights.

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