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108 Funny great quotes

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With great power comes a huge electric bill.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The Titanic is a great lesson of why “just the tip” can get you into a whole lot of trouble.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

89% of the time when my husband tells me I look great, what he really means is, “We needed to leave five minutes ago.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Do you mind if I smash this object of great sentimental value?

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Starting your day with an early morning run is a great way to make sure your day can’t get any worse than it started.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

The ideal girlfriend breaks your heart, so you go on to do great things.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

“Real Housewives” is a great oxymoron because nothing about them is real.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Shoutout to everyone who can’t keep up with the laundry or the dishes but decided it was a great idea to start gardening.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Oh great, you brought your ancient ancestors with you.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Twitter is great because you can get good life advice from other emotionally unstable adults.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

I used to have a great future in my past.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

With great power comes a great electricity bill.

Posted on4 months ago

My body looks like I have a great personality.

Posted on4 months ago4 months ago

Meetings are great because who doesn’t like being held hostage?

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

Posted on6 months ago

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