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3 months ago
Share →: I was having a great time until I remembered that I was ugly.

Commentary:
"Looks like the party got crashed by a bonfire of self-doubt! 🔥😅 Remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder… and maybe you just need some better lighting! 💡😉"
4 months ago
Share →: Running feels great until you compare it to not running.

Commentary:
"Running: the only sport that makes you question your life choices mid-stride 🏃‍♂️😅 #RunnerProblems"
4 months ago
Share →: Gonorrhea would’ve been a great name for diarrhea medicine.

Commentary:
"Whoever missed the opportunity to name diarrhea medicine 'Gonorrhea' must've been too busy laughing! 💩😂 Sometimes a missed chance is a real, uh, relief! 😉"
5 months ago
Share →: Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

Commentary:
Ah, the joys of appreciating the art of doing nothing as we age, like a fine wine maturing in a barrel! 🍷 Embracing the relaxation game like a seasoned pro. 🛋️💫 Who knew that achieving absolute bliss could be as simple as lounging around in our golden years? 🌟 #DoingNothingGoals
5 months ago
Share →: Ears are great for tucking your hair behind in the wind. Big shout out to ears.

Commentary:
👂🌬️ "Ladies and gentlemen, let's give a round of applause to our unsung heroes — ears! Not just for hearing all the juicy gossip, but also for providing the perfect spot to tuck away those rebellious locks in windy situations. Who knew our ears were the original hair accessories? Fashion and function at its finest! 😄👏"
5 months ago
Share →: If life could stop teaching me lessons, that would be great.

Commentary:
"Life: the ultimate teacher that never gives you a break 📚✏️ Maybe if we all collectively failed the lesson, it might just stop teaching them! 🤔🛑 #LifeLessons"
5 months ago
Share →: It’s strange that we say time is a great healer when it kills 100% of people.

Commentary:
Well, isn't time just playing the long game of hide and seek with us? It's out here claiming to be a great healer, but really it's the ultimate undefeated champion in the game of life 🏆⏳💀 #PlotTwist #TimeIsNotAlwaysOnOurSide
5 months ago
Share →: One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

Commentary:
"Admiring your pet's quirky teeth is like finding hidden treasures in the world of adorable imperfections! 😬🐾 Embrace the dental charm of your furry friend and cherish those wonderfully weird pearly whites!"
5 months ago
Share →: I stopped experimenting in bed after the great honey disaster of 2015.

Commentary:
"Lesson learned: sometimes it's better to stick to classic moves instead of trying to sweeten the pot too much! 🍯😂 #HoneyGoneWrong"
5 months ago
Share →: None of this matters and we are all going to die. Have a great weekend!

Commentary:
"Well, there goes my motivation for the week! 🤷‍♂️ Can't argue with that logic – might as well make the most of the weekend! 🎉 #YOLO #CarpeDiem"