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Witty quote about umbrellas making you wet sideways, playful and humorous in tone.

Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways.

Commentary:
Getting drenched vertically is soooo last season 🌧️☔😅

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged comedy, great, humor, joke, only, rain, sarcastic, umbrella, want, weather, wet on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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