Umbrellas are great if you only want to get wet sideways. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Getting drenched vertically is soooo last season 🌧️☔😅 Related funny posts 🤝 I have consumed so much potato salad the last couple of days, I’m sweating mayo. I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children. Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre. I hope some dyslexic people don’t mail Satan instead of Santa. Did you get that psychic damage I sent you?