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The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

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"Ah yes, the one-mouse conspiracy: they just change disguises whenever we blink! 🐭🕵️‍♂️🤣"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animals, great, having, house, humor, joke, just, mouse, single, sure, suspicion, thing on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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