I used to have a great future in my past. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Time travel called; it said my future is stuck in the past too! πβ³π" Related funny posts π€ Sometimes I want to go back in time and punch myself in the face. Iβve left my past behind me, so if I owe you money, sorry, Iβve left it behind me. When I was a kid, I never expected the future to suck this much. Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you. When the past calls, don’t answer it. It has nothing new to tell you.