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If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

I was having a great Friday until I found out it was Thursday.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Sex is great, but have you ever started slowly picking up speed after sitting in a traffic jam?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Boss: You’ll never find another job like this. Me: That’d be great.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

If the USA is so great, why did someone make the USB?

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Having little kids is great because I love spending hundreds of dollars each week to feed my floor and my trash can.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I think it’s sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I was brought up in the wild by hyenas. Times were hard, food was scarce but we had some great laughs.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Big fan of the comma, just great. Like look, I just made you pause the sentence as you read it. Oh look, I just did it again.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Video games are great. They let you try out your craziest fantasies. For example, on The Sims, you can have a job and a house.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

You live in a great city when you get pooped on by a seagull instead of a pigeon.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Soup is great for when you’re hungry but want to still feel hungry afterward.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I threw a ball for my dog. May be a little extravagant, but he looks great in a tux.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Looking to sell my DeLorean. Great shape, low mileage. Only driven from time to time.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Great minds think alike, but so do stupid ones.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Great news everyone! The priest who took my confession is expected to make a full recovery.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

You know what goes great with helping your kid with math homework? Vodka!

Posted onMay 22, 2026

I have a great poker face because I have no idea what’s going on.

Posted onMay 22, 2026

Not all people have bad neighbors. The ones next door have a great one.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Humidity is great because then people think it’s not my fault that my hair looks like this.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

That thing in video games where you have a great item so you hold onto it but never end up using it? Thats me with fruit.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The great thing about playing the trombone is no one knows if you’re good at it or not.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Human interaction is a great way to learn all the new swear words your subconscious mind has come up with in the lab.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I keep my eyes in great shape by rolling them constantly.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Twitter is great because you can tweet “hi” and someone will tell you you’re wrong.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

I finally have glasses, which is great because I needed one more thing to frantically search for every morning.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

Taking screenshots of the screenshots buried in my photo library to ‘bring them to the front.’ It’s not a great system, I admit.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Driving is great because it combines my love of sitting with my love of being mad.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer and come out wrinkle free?

Posted onMay 20, 2026

With great power comes the absolute certainty that you’ll turn into a right douche.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

How great is it to do absolutely nothing and follow it up by taking a rest.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I don’t know why “you made your bed now lie in it” is a bad thing. It sounds great! I’ll even lie in a bed I didn’t make.

Posted onMay 20, 2026

I was having a great day, and then, people.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Great minds think alike. Unfortunately, so do stupid ones.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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