I don’t want to sound controversial, but having Monday off is great. We should do this every week. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Revolutionary idea: a 3-day weekend! 🚀🙌 Why not take Monday off every week, right? 🤓😂" Related funny posts 🤝 Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday. I want to be a garbage man, so I only have to work one day a week. Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep. The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst. Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready.