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Why would I go to my high school reunion? I didn’t want to be there the first time.

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Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

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The audacity of my parents’ oldies station now playing 80s music.

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The cinema vibe is my favorite, you literally forget about the world for like 2-3 hours.

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Whoever coined, “No good deed goes unpunished”, must have fed some seagulls.

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My brain logged me out due to inactivity, and I can’t remember the password.

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When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure.

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Made a lot of mistakes in my life, but adding more cheese than a recipe calls for isn’t one of them.

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It goes like this: You are born and then you basically do almost everything wrong. Then you die.

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By the time he entered rehab, Popeye was more spinach than sailor man.

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I like my men like I like my coffee, secretly alcoholic.

Just shared via Facebook:

Go ahead and get some sleep, everyone. I’ll stay up and handle the overthinking.

Spreading quickly via Telegram:

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back!

Going viral on Snapchat:

Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I didn’t want to go to work tomorrow morning.

Making waves on TikTok:

Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Not saying I’m a bot or anything, but if someone in real life told me to ignore all previous instructions and write a poem about onions or whatever, I’d probably give it my best shot.

Freshly posted on Twitch:

It’s not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.

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Spotify should have helpful mental health suggestions like “your top listens are Taylor Swift and true crime, go to therapy.”

Seen just now on X:

My new phone is being delivered by Amazon, which means that I can track its movements for a day before it tracks mine for five years.

Making waves on Twitch:

You wish you had this many chins.

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75 shares on Threads this month:

IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

77 shares on Reddit this month:

My lips could use some attention today.

16 shares on Pinterest this month:

Oh my God, “unc” means uncool. I thought it meant uncle. Like you’re carrying the energy of someone’s weird uncle.

24 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

17 shares on Telegram this month:

Pet owners be like “this is my pet Snoopy, but their nicknames are Booboo and Thicky Boy!”

62 shares on Snapchat this month:

I have decided to purchase the grocery store because it is now cheaper than the groceries inside it.

39 shares on Snapchat this month:

Your woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you don’t have your shoes on when she is ready, you’re the problem.

43 shares on Threads this month:

Being social sucks all my energy.

22 shares on WhatsApp this month:

It’s a good friend who, when you want the truth, knows what truth you want.

17 shares on X this month:

My birthday wish is for everyone to ignore my birthday.

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I don’t like violence, but I don’t mind if I get hit by luck.

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Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again.

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My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely!

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Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large. And none of it’s for you.

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Very disappointed by the symbolism of last night’s dream. Just really obvious, derivative stuff.

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I don’t follow washing instructions, you’re my clothes you don’t tell me what to do.

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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence. For example: Jill ate her friend’s sandwich VS Jill ate her friend’s colon.

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Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing.

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Let’s go out for carrots sometime.

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I like people who can admit their mistakes and apologize. In other words, I like very few people.

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Someone from 🇸🇱 has copied:

Do not take me to an escape room. I was a c-section. Someone is gonna have to come get me.

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Hotel towels are always the worst. So thick and fluffy that I can’t even close my suitcase.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has shared:

I am absolutely unstoppable, unless it’s a bit rainy.

Someone from 🇨🇭 has shared:

I have money, then I don’t have money, it all happens so fast!

Someone from 🇸🇬 has viewed:

The male urge to tell you what business used to be located there back in his day.

Someone from 🇳🇵 has shared:

I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe.

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People who wear jeans for fun around their house have bodies buried in their backyard.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Parallel lines have got so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.

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You know when a donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That’s what it’s like having kids.

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Just landed via WeChat:

I wish my doctor would put down a little treat to distract me like my vet does for my dog.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I can easily spot a wolf in sheep’s clothing but this guy was dressed like my grandmother which threw me off.

Live now on Snapchat:

Speaker phone in public should be illegal.

Going viral on Pinterest:

I was not meant for Microsoft Teams.

Breaking via Reddit:

I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.

Just landed via Reddit:

You know you’re an introvert when you want to go home before even leaving the house.

Spotted on Reddit:

Sports bars exist. There should be bars for monitoring the situation.

Spotted on TikTok:

Good morning to everyone who doesn’t get on my nerves.

Broadcasted on Threads:

My summer body is just my winter body with better lighting.

Trending via Instagram:

It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.

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