WW3 is either gonna happen so fast you sleep through it, or it’s gonna last for the rest of your life. Posted onMay 6, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like I'll need to set multiple alarms and stock up on popcorn just in case 🍿⏰😅 Related funny posts 🤝 There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done Can we start the weekend again? I wasn’t ready. I set my alarms extra early to make sure I have enough time to lay in bed and be angry about having to wake up. If you show her you care, she will keep you as a spare. It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.