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Humorous quote about weekend caloric indulgence and future restraint.

Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

Commentary:
Sounds like your weekend calories are now part of the Witness Protection Program! 🍩🙈🔥

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged again, calorie, diet, food, happen, humor, indulgence, never, resolution, weekend, whatever on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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