My guardian angel is probably preoccupied with sports betting apps and generative AI, thatโ€™s why sheโ€™s letting all these bad things happen to me.

Commentary:
Sounds like your guardian angel needs a reminder that they're not on vacation! ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿค–๐ŸŽฐ