Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇱🇸 has shared:

I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has bookmarked:

Some people are living proof that brain failure does not immediately lead to death.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Why would I get married when it’s a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce?

Someone from 🇸🇴 has copied:

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Someone from 🇱🇰 has copied:

I’m here by unpopular demand.

Someone from 🇯🇲 has shared:

38% of being a dad is sitting in a car, looking at your watch, and waiting for everybody else to come out.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has copied:

If this meeting were any slower, it’d be a landscape painting.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has viewed:

Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

The only thing I know about AI is, it desperately wants us to have more fingers.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has downloaded:

Shoutout to coughing on the bus. Haven’t tried it myself but seems really popular.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

New Funny Quotes

2326 added this month

Funny Quotes Total

12,488

Funny Quotes Topics

15,192

Funny Quotes Images

12,488

Updated

15 minutes ago

Users Online

3,436

Social Media Log 💫

Seen just now on X:

They should make a movie that’s good the whole way through.

Making waves on WhatsApp:

He who laughs last didn’t get it.

Shared recently on Twitch:

Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

Trending via Slack:

My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Who the hell keeps letting it be Monday again?

Just landed via Snapchat:

You know Santa isn’t real because no man over 40 is out past 9PM.

Spotted on Reddit:

Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

Just landed via X:

Screaming into the abyss has lost some of its effectiveness, if I’m being honest.

Home » Funny Irony Quotes » Page 5

1519 Funny irony quotes

More funny irony quotes 👇

1 week ago
Share →: I’m upset that my parents never got rich enough for me to become a socialist.

Commentary:
Guess I'll just have to settle for being a fiscally conservative dreamer 💸🤔✨
1 week ago
Share →: You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

Commentary:
When even the dice can land you behind bars faster than a private jet 🚔😂💸
1 week ago
Share →: Together, I can beat schizophrenia.

Commentary:
"Teamwork makes the dream work, even if the team is just me and all my personalities! 🤣🧠🤔"
1 week ago
Share →: God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

Commentary:
Sounds like the kind of scientific research I could really throw my wallet at! 💸😆
1 week ago
Share →: Ironic that the two ơ’s in “cooperate” insist on having their own separate sounds.

Commentary:
A classic case of divided vowel syndrome! 🙈😂
1 week ago
Share →: Insurance is cool because even if you have it, it still kinda feels like you don’t.

Commentary:
Having insurance is like wearing a seatbelt made of good intentions. 🎢💼🔍
1 week ago
Share →: A couple of years ago, the internet was an escape from the real world. Today, the real world is an escape from the internet.

Commentary:
Escaping online used to be my hobby, now escaping offline is my survival skill! 😆🔌🌍
1 week ago
Share →: It’s with a heavy heart and a deep sadness that I have to announce that I’m at work.

Commentary:
Sending thoughts and caffeine ☕💼😂
1 week ago
Share →: God invented war so that Americans can learn geography.

Commentary:
When life hands you a map, just hope it's not labeled 'battlefield'. 🗺️😂
1 week ago
Share →: There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

Commentary:
Looks like the real wolves were just good actors in suits! 🐺💼😂

For even more funny irony quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny irony quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

New Funny Quotes

Random Funny Quotes

Welcome to Wordgag! 😉✌️ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. 😂💥

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇴🇲 has viewed:

Welcome to Twitter: yeah, none of us can sleep either.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

The sole purpose of some household items is to make it impossible for you to open the damn drawer.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has viewed:

Taking my heart off my sleeve, I fold it up neatly and carefully place it back inside my chest.

Someone from 🇲🇹 has shared:

A good man is hard to find, but a babysitter for Friday night is harder.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

You ever get into such a weird mood you have to put yourself on house arrest for a couple days?

Someone from 🇨🇺 has shared:

A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

Egyptians did pretty well for a civilization that wrote entirely in emoji.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has shared:

The theory that two stacked beds can’t be converted into two regular beds has been debunked.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

It’s so funny when someone writes a song to try to get someone to have sex with them. That’s what a bird would do!

Someone from 🇸🇱 has bookmarked:

Being excited to get in bed really is a different level of adulting.

Social Media Log 💫

Live now on Reddit:

The name Ella is short for Mozzarella.

Spotted on Messenger:

Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

Broadcasted on Slack:

Let’s all be grateful for a moment that stupidity is not contagious.

Shared recently on Slack:

Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

Just shared via Telegram:

One sec, lemme just find the off switch for my brain.

Seen just now on WeChat:

I’m having a garage sale and hope people I’ve borrowed things from don’t come.

Just landed via Reddit:

I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?

Going viral on Discord:

“How would you describe yourself.” Me: I absolutely would not.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

Broadcasted on WeChat:

Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, it’s over for all your other pants.

Wordgag ツ

Activity Log ✨

1519 Funny irony quotes

More funny irony quotes 👇

For even more funny irony quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny irony quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌

Trending Funny Quotes 📈

The gothic urge to live in a sleepy seaside town with a terrifying backstory.

Sorry I’m late. The door said PULL, but I don’t believe everything I read.

If lying was a job some people would be billionaires.

If you like pointing out beautiful scenery to three people who are on their phones, a family road trip is for you.

To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time.

Hot Funny Quotes 🔥

Piñatas are a fun way to intentionally maim the guests at your party.

I bring a very “are you going to eat your pickle” vibe to lunch meetings.

Release that sexual frustration, get a burger.

If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

Me, telling my kids we’re leaving in 30 minutes: We’re leaving in 5 minutes.

Trending Topics 📁

Funny Quotes of the Month 🚀

The laundromat should give you XP and ranks like “Slimelord” and “Glunkfather,” based on how dirty your clothes are.

At the plastic surgeon: Please, Doc, help me. My Barbie doll has appendicitis.

The one thing to know about me is I always get the last laugh. And oh yes, it’s maniacal.

Funny Quotes of the Year ⭐

Sorry, can’t. Calling NASA and making alien noises.

Suffering from a forehead kisses deficiency (self-diagnosed).

It’s generally a good idea to start punching and throwing elbows immediately upon waking up because there may be enemies nearby.

Y’all smell that? A beautiful day that the Lord has made.

Activity Log ✨

Share Wordgag 🙏