Life is too short, and death is too long. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Well, I guess I'll take the express lane through the snacks aisle! πβ±οΈπ» Related funny posts π€ Let the example of my fluke success guide nearly all of you to crushing disappointment. The audacity of someone being in the store aisle I want to go down. Dating apps arenβt working. Iβll see ya at Home Depot, gentlemen. Home Depot should allow men over 40 to have birthday parties in their stores. My body snaps, crackles, and pops louder than my cereal.