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Life is too short, and death is too long.

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Well, I guess I'll take the express lane through the snacks aisle! 🍕⏱️👻

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged contemplation, death, existential, humor, irony, life, short, too on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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