Aliens are coming to Earth, people are going to the Moon, and I am still pushing on a door that says pull. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Guess I'll hold the fort here on Earth! πͺπ€¦ββοΈπΈπ" Related funny posts π€ I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth. Flat earth is too mainstream, hollow earth is where it’s at. I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth. A person that weights 200 pounds on Earth weighs 76 pounds on Mars. So I’m not overweight, I’m on the wrong planet. Cleaning the rocks of the earth one load of my kidsβ laundry at a time.