70% of the planet is covered in water, yet here I am drowning in bullshit. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I'm trading my life preserver for a shovel because it's getting deep in here! 🤿🦺💩 Related funny posts 🤝 Digging my own grave, because I gotta do everything around here. I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing, and never letting that horse rest in peace. If I had a boyfriend, I’d watch him dig a hole at the beach and be like, “Wowww, baby, good job. That’s a beautiful hole. It’s normal that my retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding buried treasure at some point, right? “Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.